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Posted on the April 1st, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.

Posted on the March 30th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Posted on the March 29th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi

Posted on the March 28th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking

Posted on the March 27th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Posted on the February 25th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take an exam or are in love.

Posted on the February 7th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

Me: “Hola! Como estas? ” Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: “Dude, chill! Dora didn`t teach me that yet!”

Posted on the February 6th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

(o_o) You`re ticklish? (-__-) yea, why? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ NOOOOOOOOO

Posted on the February 4th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Posted on the January 30th, 2013 under Funny/Sarcastic Status by admin

while some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia, I can’t sleep because I have Internet connection…