Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.
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When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take an exam or are in love.
Me: “Hola! Como estas? ” Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: “Dude, chill! Dora didn`t teach me that yet!”
while some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia, I can’t sleep because I have Internet connection…