I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking =)
How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS
Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you… I would start thinking about you.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a idiot in tin foil.
